Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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