Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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