I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize