so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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