when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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