There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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