I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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