At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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