I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Your cock deserves a montage
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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