you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Its about making memories worth repressing
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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