he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
