Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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