Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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