I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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