She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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