She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
