fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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