Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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