Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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