She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize