she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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