last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it hurts more in the daytime
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Boobs speak an international language.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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