Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
