Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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