sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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