BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
