I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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