Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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