Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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