don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just pee around me
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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