And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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