How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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