I wish you could order shots online.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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