Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
