Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I am available for nakedness
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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