so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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