I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
COCAINE IS GR8
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