You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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