Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i think i have two assholes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
