Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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