we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
PS: I just woke up from my shower
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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