How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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