I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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