11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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