i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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