just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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