She's JV to your varsity
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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