I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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