**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We need to rekindle our bromance
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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