That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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