I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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