Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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