I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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