it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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