and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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