he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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