Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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