i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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