Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
