You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
