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Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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